last night I had the scariest nightmare ever.

I saw a picture of Brock on facebook the day of his arrival and he had tight black ringlets and a tuft of hair underneath his chin. It was disgusting.

So, I blew it off and thought it was of the world's ugliest man.

Then he came home. And he looked even worse. We went to San Fran and I pretended I didn't know him and tried to run away.

I guess I'm kinda scared for Brock coming home.

Brock, if you're reading this, please don't be ugly.